You might be a Linux RedNeck if ...

(borrowed unabashedly from here)

• You're 'fixin' to install the latest version of the kernel.

• You then proceed to "Git'R'Done".

• You wear a Stetson when you're programming.

• You have a Skoal can in your CD-ROM Drive.

• Your root password is "bubba".

• Your outgoing FAXes, using eFax of course, have tobacco stains on them.

• You paint penguins on the M$ keys on your keyboard.

• You think legal game for the hunting season should include M$ employees.

• You belong to your state's Aggie Linux Users Group.

• You shop for computer parts at WAL-MART.

• You donate money to "Save the Penguins".

• You have a spit cup hanging from your computer.

• You overclock Pentium IIIs to start your barbecue grill.

• You close your computer case with duct tape.

• Your PostgreSQL Database comprises moonshine recipes.

• You have a DVD burner and a GFX Card with TV-out to record Hee Haw episodes.

• You hang fuzzy dice on your monitor.

• You use an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

• The bumper sticker on your truck reads "My other computer is a laptop".

• You have an NRA sticker featuring a penguin on your computer.

• You have a Daisy Duke screen saver.

• You change your mouse pointer icon from an arrow to a penguin with a beer bottle.

• Your computer is offended by your BO.

• Your computer chair is a camoflauge color.

• You think Bill Gates is a damn yankee because he lives up north.

• You think that M$ software just "ain't right".

• You have an "Elvis lives!" decal on your computer.

• Your computer has a rifle rack.

• You have a penguin waving a Confederate flag painted on your computer.

• You have your computer up on blocks.

• You think twisted means barbed wire.

• You use Deer antlers as cable organizers.

• Your joystick doubles as a hat rack.

• You go looking in the woods when users tell you they can't find pine or elm.

• You have a bumper stick that says, "Tux is my Co-pilot".

• You have a sign on your fence that says, "Beware of Tux".