Do not anger the SysAdmin,
for thou art crunchy 
and tasteth good with ketchup

Your call has been placed in a queue while all available agents are attending to other customers.

This is known as the "far queue".

NEEDS MORE COWBELL!

Clippy for VI

The Perfect BOFH Holiday tie: http://www.wildties.com/dyn/tieview.jsp?id=WT100339

Okay so there's these two strings, right
They walk into a bar
The first string says
Hello, I'd like a rum and cokerhe7954454gh2kjn.,.43>>[][]21?24
The second string says
You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated

-- as seen on http://www.bash.org/

The Forecast calls for Drizzle

Courtesy of Gizoogle.

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A Geek Bicycle

The future of the RIAA and the MPAA:

There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped ,or turned back, for their private benefit.

-- Robert Heinlein's Lifeline