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Another virus, eh?
What to do?
Face it, your Operating System sucks rocks.
Install Linux.
Kiss your constant virus infestation problem goodbye.
Really.
Trust me. The penguin doesn't lie.
Switching to Windows: Not as easy as you think
A New Hope
There is XLiveCD, TheOpenCD, and XandrosDualBoot
- Q: WTF is "CTFMON"? Why is it in my system startup? How can I get rid of it?
- A: See the MS KB article 282599
Tired of pressing the "I Agree" or "OK" buttons for those hard-to-read licenses?
Then Push The Freakin' Button" is your salvation, Pal.
WARNING Not responsible for malicious software installed or legally binding contracts agreed to with this program.
Windows Internet Exploiter sucks rocks too. Try this link. Check your address bar in IE after clicking.
If you can't put down the Redmond crack pipe...
Run the Housecall online virus scan located at:
Follow the prompts to scan your hard drive for viruses. Select the "Autoclean" option so that Housecall will remove any viruses from your system. When the scan is finished, please restart your computer.
Then please run the Panda scan here:
Choose to "Disinfect automatically," and follow the prompts. Delete any viruses found, and restart your computer.
Finally, please run the WindowSecurity trojan scan here:
Remove any trojans found, and restart your computer.
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